Sunday, November 6, 2016

SCHLONGED !


SCHLONGED ! 

Today, the FBI Director James Comey CONFIRMED that the emails which had been illegally captured from Huma Abedin on Anthony Weiner's computer DO NOT change the conclusion of his July investigation. In other words. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. The emails were either already in FBI possession, or they were personal. None were classified.

So, taking the words from Trump himself, when he exclaimed that Hillary got schlonged in her defeat against Barack Obama in 2008.....

DEAR DONALD,
YOU'VE BEEN SCHLONGED !

For a week now, Donald has been amping up his crowd, guaranteeing a Clinton indictment, arrest, and prison time. He has spent the last week making this his closing argument. 

"THE REASON YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR ME IS BECAUSE HILLARY WILL BE IN JAIL"

So, now that FBI Director Comey has chopped off Donald's tiny nuts, he's got nothing left, and independent and Republican voters who had been considering voting for Clinton prior the the Friday release of suggestive malarkey, can now feel free to follow through in voting for Clinton. They no longer have to abandon their own morals and sense of decency by casting a Trump vote. To those voters....WELCOME BACK.

Let's review Comey's findings from July, just so everybody understands how irresponsible Trump has been over the last week.....

  • No law was broken
  • The Investigation is Over
  • No classified emails were deleted
  • Her server was never hacked
  • All government emails sent or received were stored on a government server
  • There was no law preventing her from using her personal server
  • All previous Secretaries of State used their personal emails
  • Hillary is CLEARED by the FBI
  • Hillary was cleared officially in the House investigation
On the other hand, the FBI confirmed yesterday that Donald Trump IS UNDER INVESTIGATION on a number of civil and federal charges, and probably will be tried, probably found guilty and convicted of more than one of these things.
  • Ties to Russian Espionage
  • Tax Evasion
  • Rape Trial of a 13 year old girl
  • Sexual Assault of MANY underage pageant contestants
  • Sexual Assault of MANY adult women
  • Racketeering Charges regarding Trump University
  • Using a Large Team of Lawyers to Stiff Contractors and Workers
  • Racial Discrimination
  • Trump Institute Scandal
  • Trump Foundation Fraud
  • Wife Rape
  • Multiple Affairs
  • Ties to Wikileaks Espionage
  • Ties to WIRE TAPPING of the DNC
FINAL THOUGHT 
Just in case this isn't enough for you to come back to Clinton, If you're still planning on voting for Trump, consider this....

When some asshole grabs your ass, because he's entitled, make sure you give him a pass. If you have a daughter, niece or wife, and someone forces themselves on her, make sure you tell her that it's okay because women are inferior and she should feel lucky enough that the guy rated her higher than a 7. That's Trump's world, my friend. That's the role model for millions of children should Trump win. 



1 comment:

  1. In your type of language donald... you been fucked again.... lol

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