TINY DONALD'S MASTURBATION TOUR and CLOWN CAR ADMINISTRATION

TINY DONALD'S MASTURBATION TOUR
By Thom Palmer
December 2, 2016

The Dr. Seuss classic "Yertle the Turtle" comes to mind when I see trump (lower case on

purpose) running around the country surrounding himself with his blind followers, standing on their backs to make himself higher and higher, stroking his ego in a disgustingly transparent display of mental masturbation. Once his supporters realize they've been lied to, conned and used, some will "burp" like young "Mack" in the story, and King Yertle will fall. It's not a matter of "if". It's a matter of "how" and "when", and how much damage will have been done, how many lives will have been lost, and how many species will be headed for eradication from the Earth before they realize it. (see cabinet appointments below). 

In the meantime, we need to deal with the "deplorable" faction of trump supporters who are busy making America great again by beating up Muslims, burning and painting swastika's on black churches and mosques, and grabbing young girls by the crotch at alarming rates, because the presumptive President-Elect, through his words and actions, has demonstrated to them that male white America is superior and entitled....wonderful.

"...And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,

The king of the air and the birds and the bees,
The king of a house and a cow and a mule...
Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!
For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,
Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!..."

(See full text below)

The story, published in 1958, was a lesson learned by the rise and fall of Adolf Hitler by Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss). It was a message to other's, like trump; would-be dictators, narcissists who would claim to be the one to single-handedly solve the problems of a nation through xenophobia, nationalism and fascism. There are many covert references to Hitler and Nazi Germany in Seuss's lessons. Unfortunately, some of these stories and lessons have been forgotten over the last 58 years.

The presumptive President-Elect (not official until December 19th) has already been terrorizing the population. So far, his cabinet, should he make it to inauguration, includes the following, with other very crazy people on the list of potential cabinet members. 

Packing his cabinet with a climate change denier to head the EPA, Wall Street bankers, Russian's and warmongers,  some of whom were directly responsible for the financial crash of 2008, racists and thieves.

Steve Bannon (Chief White House Advisor), a known conspiracy theorist and Russian

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operative.

Jeff Sessions (Attorney General), a racist supporter and operative of the KKK.

Tom Price (Sec of Health and Human Services), anti-abortion and anti-ACA, against gay rights.

Betsy DeVos (Dept of Education), Amway billionaire against public education, no experience in public education.

Nikki Haley (Ambassador to the U.N), devoid of any foreign policy experience will be easily manipulated by Russia and trumps Russian administration.

Elaine Chao (Dept of Transportation), Mitch McConnell's wife, clearly a conflict of interest between the Oval Office and the Senate. Will push McConnell's "trickle down" economics and tax cuts at the expense of the middle class.

Steve Mnuchin (Sec of Treasury), the wolf guarding the hen house, Mnuchin is a Goldmann-Sachs executive. This selection is a symbol that trump had no intention of following through on most of the promises he made to his blind supporters on the campaign trail.

Wilbur Ross (Sec of Commerce), another billionaire in favor of tax breaks for billionaires, directly responsible for thousands of layoffs in the steel industry through buying low and restructuring. 

James (Mad Dog) Mattis (Sec of Defense), the guy who said "it's fun to shoot people"... sigh!!! Incredibly, this is Trump's best pick of the cabinet. Mattis offers a more reasonable opinion as to how to deal with Russian hacking as well as strategic military methods.

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Other people being considered for cabinet position are Rudy Giuliani, John Bolton, Bob Corker, Mitt Romney, David Patraeus, Jim Talent, Tom Cotton, Sarah Palin, Rick Perry and a few other nut-cases.

Exxon's World

VERY SCARY ADDITIONS of Exxon Mobil CEO's Rex Tillerson and Lee Raymond are now being considered for Secretary of State. These two lunatics are indirectly responsible for hundreds of thousands of American and foreign deaths due to the ongoing Republican assault on humanity for oil profits. Wars waged for the control of Texas Tea and at the expense of the American taxpayer. If one of these two guys is named, clean energy will be on the chopping block, and thousands of animal species will become extinct over the next century, and up to a billion refugees in low-lying areas of Indochina and Indonesia will become refugees searching for higher ground due to rising ocean levels. Exxon-Mobil is the worlds biggest threat, and may have the control of the free world with a trump appointment. It's scary as hell. 

Yertle the Turtle 

by dr. seuss

On the far-away island of Sala-ma-Sond,
Yertle the Turtle was king of the pond.
A nice little pond.  It was clean.  It was neat.
The water was warm.  There was plenty to eat.
The turtles had everything turtles might need.
And they were all happy.  Quite happy indeed.

They were... untill Yertle, the king of them all,
Decided the kingdom he ruled was too small.
"I'm ruler", said Yertle, "of all that I see.
But I don't see enough.  That's the trouble with me.
With this stone for a throne, I look down on my pond
But I cannot look down on the places beyond.
This throne that I sit on is too, too low down.
It ought to be higher!" he said with a frown.
"If I could sit high, how much greater I'd be!
What a king! I'd be ruler of all that I see!"

So Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
And Yertle, the Turtle King, gave a command.
He ordered nine turtles to swim to his stone
And, using these turtles, he built a new throne.
He made each turtle stand on another one's back
And he piled them all up in a nine-turtle stack.
And then Yertle climbed up.  He sat down on the pile.
What a wonderful view! He could see 'most a mile!

"All mine!" Yertle cried.  "Oh, the things I now rule!
I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
I'm the king of a house! And, what's more, beyond that
I'm the king of a blueberry bush and a cat!
I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

And all through the morning, he sat up there high
Saying over and over, "A great king am I!"
Until 'long about noon.  Then he heard a faint sigh.
"What's that?" snapped the king
And he looked down the stack.
And he saw, at the bottom, a turtle named Mack.
Just a part of his throne.  And this plain little turtle
Looked up and he said, "Beg your pardon, King Yertle.
I've pains in my back and my shoulders and knees.
How long must we stand here, Your Majesty, please?"

"SILENCE!" the King of the Turtles barked back.
"I'm king, and you're only a turtle named Mack."

"You stay in your place while I sit here and rule.
I'm the king of a cow! And I'm the king of a mule!
I'm the king of a house! And a bush! And a cat!
But that isn't all.  I'll do better than that!
My throne shall be higher!" his royal voice thundered,
"So pile up more turtles! I want 'bout two hundred!"

"Turtles! More turtles!" he bellowed and brayed.
And the turtles 'way down in the pond were afraid.
They trembled.  They shook.  But they came.  They obeyed.
>From all over the pond, they came swimming by dozens.
Whole families of turtles, with uncles and cousins.
And all of them stepped on the head of poor Mack.
One after another, they climbed up the stack.

Then Yertle the Turtle was perched up so high,
He could see fourty miles from his throne in the sky!
"Hooray!" shouted Yertle.  "I'm the king of the trees!
I'm king of the birds! And I'm king of the bees!
I'm king of the butterflies! King of the air!
Ah, me! What a throne! What a wonderful chair!
I'm Yertle the Turtle! Oh, marvelous me!
For I am the ruler of all that I see!"

Then again, from below, in the great heavy stack,
Came a groan from that plain little turtle named Mack.
"Your Majesty, please... I don't like to complain,
But down here below, we are feeling great pain.
I know, up on top you are seeing great sights,
But down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights.
We turtles can't stand it.  Our shells will all crack!
Besides, we need food.  We are starving!" groaned Mack.

"You hush up your mouth!" howled the mighty King Yertle.
"You've no right to talk to the world's highest turtle.
I rule from the clouds! Over land! Over sea!
There's nothing, no, NOTHING, that's higher than me!"

But, while he was shouting, he saw with suprise
That the moon of the evening was starting to rise
Up over his head in the darkening skies.
"What's THAT?" snorted Yertle.  "Say, what IS that thing
That dares to be higher than Yertle the King?
I shall not allow it! I'll go higher still!
I'll build my throne higher! I can and I will!
I'll call some more turtles.  I'll stack 'em to heaven!
I need 'bout five thousand, six hundred and seven!"

But, as Yertle, the Turtle King, lifted his hand
And started to order and give the command,
That plain little turtle below in the stack,
That plain little turtle whose name was just Mack,
Decided he'd taken enough.  And he had.
And that plain little lad got a bit mad.
And that plain little Mack did a plain little thing.
He burped!
And his burp shook the throne of the king!

And Yertle the Turtle, the king of the trees,
The king of the air and the birds and the bees,
The king of a house and a cow and a mule...
Well, that was the end of the Turtle King's rule!
For Yertle, the King of all Sala-ma-Sond,
Fell off his high throne and fell Plunk! in the pond!

And to say the great Yertle, that Marvelous he,
Is King of the Mud.  That is all he can see.
And the turtles, of course... all the turtles are free
As turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.